HAHAHHAAA ... has nothing to do with my story except maybe for odd-ness.
Got taken camping over the weekend, was beautiful <3
but thats not the point, what I wanted to tell you guys about was our silly IRLSkyrim Adventure!
First we got wood for our awesome camp fire:
Then we went exploring and found some mineral veins to extract
Had to climb so bitching mountains with no helpful ponies :(
Even saw some goats
collected some flowers - realized most wild flowers grow on spiky bushes (-1 Health)
Went into the caves, saw this
but no loot...
Did i mention all the hills? and like, the seven thousand steps?
by the end of it I found my tent & went to sleep
because my knee hurt like crazy
We got attacked by a dragon
also Roys hair was like this
and last be not least, after hiking over 3kms and turning home, then driving around aimlessly I SAW THE F**KING WATERFALL!!!!
Im actually exited about watching 4 & 5 as I refused to watch them on TV after the announced they were axing some of the main cast to produde the spin off of *fail* seriously... what was that show called again???
Thats what I though.
So now... Im going to spend every last minute of my spare time (somehwre between playing Skyrim and wedding planning) watching people kill people in weird ways.
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness
(This is best to my knowledge what was said over a phone call about 7.30pm, I seriously did not make any of this up)
Me: good evening this is Del how can I help you?
Crazy: we just bought a knob from you and its exploded, now theres shit everywhere!
Me: Sorry, whats the problem?
Crazy: We got this knob and the pin wont stay in in and if it doesnt get replaced by midnight Im going to have to murder my land lord and real estate agent.
(so some sort of evil cinderella then?)
Me: So its a door knob?
Crazy: we did all that technical stuff and read the diagram! Im not your average dumb blond!
at this stage shes is near hysterical and Im totally confused, trying to find the speaker button on the phone so everyone else can here this...
Me: Okay just bring it back with the receipt and we will have a look at it for you
Crazy: who keeps recepts thats shit! Im just going to come in there and steal one and I dont care how many bomb squads you send after me because if you dont let me there will be a mass murder on your hands!
(I could understand, those guys do run pretty fast)
Me: Ok just find the recept and bring all the parts back in and we can swap it over, you have plenty of time we dont close till 9
Then she just hung up on me O_o
Well to kick start a new page heres some awesome DIY blogs that have kept me busy since last we met.
and other random places
also, click the sam jack shipper banner at the top, do it, i dare you <3
[I have never changed my number...]
sorry for abandoning you, i still love you more than any other internet medium, you have always been there, changing your layout more often than my underwear because im so indecicive,
you;ve put up with my terrable spelling,
its just, you dont get along with my computer,
its not me, it you...
please forgive me...
And so begins NaNoWriMo 2011!!! I dont know if Im going to dance for joy or die in a hole...
In which case, this site, would help me out :D
And Im also a fan of Strun the Edit Minion
My problem will remain, as it always does, that I had accually finnishing anything I start, I cant spell (and it doesnt bother me), and I never write a story in the right order (a bit like george lukas) as I suffer with the deathly "Start at the Ending" syndrome.
Oh well, I made it somehow through last year (with a pittiful 2000 word FAIL)
If at first you dont succeed, Try & Try & try & Try AGAIN!
And so, IM BACK BABY!
and I may now have to spend more time UPLOADING than messing around with new fonts & layouts or maybe just playing too much oblivion (hey I just reached level 20 and made it rain dogs!)
My point is made....
and now sample of the gallery to come:
and a snippet of good (very) ol' S/J shippy sillyness...
From the creator of Jack and the Cheese Man brings you Duck Sir?… and yes, she is still just borrowing, bordering on infringement and still, very, very concerned about what is growing in her fridge…
This story starts as most others do… at the beginning… Just as the bestest of the best teams, SG-1, waltzed into the Gate room.
“General Hammond” Teal’c complained “I do believe this ‘strictly ballroom’ themed day is extremely inappropriate”
The big jaffa looked down at Sergent Siler holding his hands, frozen, half standing on his foot.
Our favourite General paused, looking down on his favourite team from the dialing room.
“Ive already had multiple injuries” Janet Fraiser suddenly appeared next to Hammond.
“Siler has stepped on soo many peoples toes its not funny…”
“How many exactly is no longer funny doctor?” Hammond wondered
“841 Sir, people not feet… if it was feet we were counting the number would likely be in the 1000's” The doctor stated, not looking very impressed.
The General turned back to the window.
“No…*snigger* that’s not very *smerk* funny is it!”
“Scratch that, 842 people Sir” Janet called up, now standing next to Teal’c and Siler who were still in an embrace.
“Counter that Sir…very appropriate” Jack smiled as he broke through the two men with Major Carter in his arms.
and its 6 years and counting since I lost the ending to Jack and the Cheese man" and probably that long since Ive been that high on sugar... O_o
and no Smeg, "always'' is a bit to angsty for a wedding :p
How true is this. Scary
At first I thought this was funny....Then I realized the awful truth of it
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Marriage License Tax
Personal Income Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Federal Tax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sa les Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
And Now they want a Carbon Tax !
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the
Most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt, had a
Large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the "Hell" happened? Can you spell ’ lying parasite politicians wasting our money’ ?
And then, there are the bank charges !
I hope this goes around Australia at least 1000 times !!!
YOU can help it get there!!!!
GO AHEAD - - - be an Australian !!!!!